THE
LEASE
IS HUNGRY.

I paid rent. The apartment ate before I did.

IT ATE THE PAYCHECK · IT ASKED FOR DESSERT · IT ATE THE PAYCHECK · IT ASKED FOR DESSERT

TONIGHT'S
MENU

01 / STARTERTHE PAYCHECK.The lease inhaled it before I took off my coat.

02 / MAINTHE GROCERIES.I saved one onion. The lease requested a garnish.

03 / DESSERTMY FUTURE PLANS.It said they were a little undercooked.

This is a monster made out of a familiar sentence: rent gets fed first.

Draw what your lease ate this month. Make the monster stranger than ours. Keep the teeth.

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